WTF?!?

Sometimes people are just better at stuff than you are. It’s not your fault, it’s just that nobody wants to grow up to be you when they get older…that’s all. Don’t worry, though. Every once-in-a-while these very endowed people all get together on the Internet during their 9-5 jobs and write things that are then documented.

Lucky you, as they say…lucky you. This very once-in-a-while features the links, the writings, the musings, the waxings, the questions, the answers, the poems, the sob stories, the exploits of people that just seem to get it. Their correspondence is such that they are fully aware they are writing for the general blog public while simultaneously referring to and ignoring it all at the same time. It is basically reality TV without shitheads. Well…some shitheads, but only the lovable kind.

This is the working day’s correspondence between people.

Mary fake smokes real cigarettes.
She will be featured in Firebrick 3 Ariel font.

Tyler eats too much cake at kid’s Bar Mitzvahs.
He will be featured in Dark Goldenrod Georgia font.

You of whom wants to get in on the action, the preceding avatar will be yours. You will be featured in the Nigerian Black font.

Special celebrity guests will be given whatever they want.
They will be featured as Golden-Gods.

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