re: Pa-geena, pa-gina

My entry to the Sexy Agency’s Annual Pie Contest needs a name. Help.

Mouth Rape: Your Mouth Says “No” But Your Taste Buds Say “OH MY FUCK, THAT PIE’S GOOD!!

Smart. I think the Drakkar Noir-infused whipped topping is what’s going to bump Mouth Rape from third degree to first.

Your tongue shouldn’t have worn that dress…it was just asking for seconds.

Maybe I can find a way to bake a hackneyed Roman Polanski joke in my entry.

Here is future me with my future trophy: