Re: The future is so early it’s late

A friend of a friend saw this a few years ago at Sundance and predicted Danny McBride would be the next big nobody-to-become-somebody-due-to-right-place-right-time-syndrome-and-as-a-result-can-afford-the-new-famous-person-hobby-of-washing-ones-hands-with-humpback-whale-infused-liquid-soap-before-drying-them-on-snow-tiger-suede-disposable-towels.

umYEAHduh…

http://www.hbo.com/eastboundanddown/

…and Observe & Report was supposed to star McBride but the studios wouldn’t make the film without a bigger name so they went with Seth Rogen…

I’m sorry, but I have to turn in my resignation to write here on Mary Talks To Tyler bc I have to go accept another position as “President of Hard-To-Reach Scrubs” at cleaningDannyMcBride’swonderfulballs.org  and then take a nap while starring longingly, with lips pursed, at a Danny McBride poster hanging above my bed…hoping the tape won’t hold.

I always knew he’d be good at something but I never knew he’d be fucking great at everything.

The position of “Secretary of Towel Dry” is still available…

One ticket for the POWERTRAIN please.