NEWSFLASH: Onion staff writer moonlights, writing headlines for CNN.
Why doesn’t anyone find this as funny as I do?
Because people are worried about more important stuff right now, OKAY?
Cobrasnake’s van has been parked across the street from my hotel for the past two nights. If you see my face on the side of a kombucha bottle you know what happened.
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