re: Chicken or Egg

This morning I got into a black car with tinted windows and a stranger behind the wheel. He lured me into the backseat with this candy. I had to pay him money before he would let me out of the car.

I wonder what percentage of each fare LA Town Car has to pay to Kidnapping Inc in royalties?

Are those Werther’s Original’s?  Was my grandpa driving you?  

Yes and I’m not sure. How Spanish is your grandpa?

Megan’s boyfriend is your grandpa?