re: Going Places

I am bad at Hollywood.

INT.    SANTA MONICA EDIT HOUSE    DAY

                                                       ME

(Standing next to million dollar coffee machine, waiting for what I hope is liquid gold to come out.)

                                            TARSEM SINGH

(Also standing next to coffee machine)

                                                      ME

(I don’t know who Tarsem Singh is)

Tarsem next to a coffee machine. Shyamalan at a movie premiere. Kumar at a White Castle. They all look like Ben Kingsley to me too, GRRL.

Once again my problems have been solved by a blog embracing minimalist design.

Curry & Bedazzled foreheads does not an embraceable blog make. Is this post considered racist yet or should we keep going?

Right now our post is lingering on “edgy”. I think we need at least one more hackneyed generalization with racial overtones before Megan is offended.

Dirka Dirka?

I think we can consider ourselves uninvited from the next party at the Glitter Factory.