re: Private Eyes

SIV is the new HIV.

Except the swine influenza virus has been around since 1976 and therecognition of a pattern of HIV infections didn’t occur until 1983.

CALL THE DEAN OF DETECTIVE SCHOOL: Case closed.

Wait What Huh… so now the only way I can get this whole swine flu thing is through unprotected anal sex or by playing basketball with Magic Johnson?

Acronyms that end in “virus” is confusing to myself.

According to Old Man Benedict XVI you can also get the swine flu from using a public toilet and by being friends with someone who is a homosexual.

This pope hates off-Broadway musical theatre FO’ SHO’!